The Pumpkin

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 5th October 2019

Has anyone spared a thought for the humble pumpkin?

One minute all innocent, sat happily minding your own business, in a lovely field, when suddenly all hell breaks loose, the children come…..

It must be a traumatic experience, watching your mates kidnapped and wrested away, bungled into a wheelbarrow and smuggled back to the child’s lair, where a fate worse than death awaits.

Stabbed in the face, topped like a boiled egg, brains scooped out and your skull used as a lamp shade.

It’s enough to turn a vegan’s stomach.

Anyway kids of all sizes, carving kits at the ready it’s coming.

The pumpkin patch will be open for pick your own from Friday 11th October.

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We are easily accessible from Junction 2 of the M6 Motorway as well as from Coventry, Rugby and the surrounding area. We're situated just outside Stretton-under-Fosse on the B4027. For Sat Navs and Google Maps, our postcode is: CV23 0PE. A bus is available to Stretton-under-Fosse from Rugby and Coventry. The service number is 85, run by National Express Monday-Saturday and Stagecoach on Sunday.

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